Ask Faygo

How is it going.

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:06:55 -0400

poorly. what are you trying to accomplish here?

-soup

Hi

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:06:26 -0400

-soup

how many faygo factories are there

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:05:33 -0400

last i checked 11 goddammit

-soup

How many workers did you start with?

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 16:01:00 -0400

this question sucks in two directions

(we’re not faygo) (and none)

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How many workers does faygo have now?

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:57:59 -0400

I could’ve sworn i answered this. oh wait i did. im not sure if that number includes factory workers.

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How many workers did you have when you first opened up.

Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:43:14 -0400

seriously, this blog is like a page long. we answered this already, scroll down.

-soup

That’s really gross Faygo.

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 17:02:47 -0400

That’s really gross Faygo.

when Faygo first began how many workers did they start out with

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 13:23:52 -0400

Good question. The answer is actually none. The founders, Ben and Perry Feigenson, did all of the bottling and door to door sales themselves. They didn’t hire their first employees until a few years after they started.

-Soup

Forget Everything: So today is Tuesday

Sun, 04 Mar 2012 08:06:06 -0500

Forget Everything: So today is Tuesday:

angryquestioningteen:

Or Valentines Day for some of you more romantically inclined people.

I woke up this morning around 3:00 AM due to having fallen asleep early in the evening. I took a shower and prayed and hoped for snow. Snow never came. I went to school with a sore throat that was getting progressively worse. I…

Oh good, the Faygo from our contest arrived!

I’ll just answer these together. You’re not being...

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:56:45 -0500

I’ll just answer these together.

You’re not being annoying, but I think I need to make this pretty clear. We are not. in any way. affiliated with Faygo. Can’t introduce flavors or anything like that. They do have a twitter if you want to hit up official people. That said, they do actually have a cola flavor that should taste a bit like Coke or Pepsi. They also have Dr. Faygo which is a Dr. Pepper knockoff. Distribution does vary by region, but if you want to taste them, both are available on the website I do believe.

-Soup

Hey this blog must exist in a dream bubble or something

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:43:45 -0500

And all of the smart followers have found there way here.

Sorry to say, Faygo Facts is actually dead. Like It’s not going to be posting anymore. We’re not going to deactivate it, it’ll stay around as an archive. And yeah you can ask questions here, and if new Faygo news comes out I’ll post it here as well.

Credit to Inkskratches for making the gifs what killed us off. Although I will claim credit for doing Gamzee’s edits on fact 100.

-Soup

Would someone ever drink faygo with semen, like Chris-Chan does to recycle his semen for all the unborn babies?

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:53:23 -0500

They might.

-Soup

Ah, alright makes sense c:

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:51:40 -0500

Yes, a satisfied customer. *fist pump*

-Soup

Why don't you sell faygo in Canada?

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:46:00 -0500

Well, we aren’t actually Faygo. We’re just some assholes on the internet.

But Faygo doesn’t even distribute to the entire United States, so it wouldn’t make sense for them to distribute internationally. Basically it’s because they’re not at all as big as Coke or Pepsi or whatever so it wouldn’t be profitable.

Faygo generates around 100 million a year in revenue while coke is at around 6.8 billion, if that gives you some idea of a size comparison.

-Soup

Tell me: What letter does the word 'faygo' begin with? I've yearned for the answer to this question for eons, it seems, but I've yet to find a satisfactory reply.

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:12:21 -0500

Soulmates. You will never find anyone more compatible. Even if you are the same person.

-Soup

Hey, welcome to Faygo fasks

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 23:09:00 -0500

In direct contradiction to my past self, we have now started ask Faygo. A spin-off of Faygo facts. Ask any and all questions about Faygo here and they shall be answered.

-Soup